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2008-01-24

Want a web developer job? Oh, the irony!

[eric] sent this job posting to me today and I just about fell out of my chair!

Quoted for evidence (I'm sure the posting won't last forever out there)


Title:
PHP/MySQL Web Developer
Skills:
6+ Years in PHP Programming with Proficiency using MySQL, Standards-compliant HTML
Date:
1-24-2008
Location:
Kansas City, MO
Area code:
816
Tax term:
FULLTIME
Pay rate:
Based on experience
Length:
Permanent
Position ID:
073134
Dice ID:
10217525
Job description:
Premiere Web development firm looking for experienced Web developers with the following characteristics:
* Proficient in PHP, MySQL, CSS
* Likes working in small, talented team environment
* Welcomes challenges, trouble-shooting and diversity of jobs
* Enjoys client contact
* Interested in learning new skill sets
* Hosting environment setup and management a plus

Note: Candidates who rely on open source code to solve problems need not apply.
Obviously, they're talking about self-described "web developers" or "web designers" who take open-source web-apps and build around that. Still, worded this way, I have to laugh out loud.

Update! Looks like they got enough "what in the hell?!" responses to refine the last sentence:
Note: Candidates who rely on pre-packaged applications or frameworks such as Joomla or Cake to create web sites need not apply.
Oh well, it was funny while it lasted.
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